A Kelly blue book and said, "Mr. Torchinsky, your entire fleet is valued at one large pizza."

American drivers elected Drumpf and you think they are not stupid? 

Well,the gut is connected to the anus, so he could be correct this one time.

Stop sniffing holsters and try glue.

Ty

Would you say why you don't like Nissan? I don't dislike them, but I am disappointed they don't make anything fun and affordable like the SER. It was a favorite of mine.

Miata is always the best choice.

So we should sell children to pedos because there is a demand? 

Well, it does teach girls to sell themselves.

STDs and stupidity.

You might have something here. Combine the two: Speed Street-Walkers, The Fast, Trashy and Bicurious, Keeping up with the Krashers, etc.

WWE got that covered bro.

You would all be wrong. Once gravity pulls the bullet to the ground it will slow down quickly. Go find somewhere else to to show off your genius.

We don't need any ships at all. It only requires a room full of hookers and booze to conquer our navy. 

Republicans would, for Treasury, Fed. Reserve, or the US Mint.

This old white guy would like to reply, "No, fuck Christmas," but I have no money for medical bills as bill, or an attorney.

Some say drinking anti freeze is relaxing.

And when gas spikes because Trump started a war we will all buy F150s. (Lightly used, for pennies on the dollar)

Deal maker? He paid a work out porn star 150k for sex. 

T rump is turning the US into a third world nation.