PS: before anyone comes at me with “Ho ho I hope you never need the police” … same.

People are going to think this is a hot take, but it’s not: police departments are sexist, racist draconian hellscapes that systemically rob both officers and criminals of their humanity. There are no good police departments because there are no police departments that don’t encourage an ‘us vs them’ mentality. An…

What’s bizarre is a person that A) thinks of sci fi movies in terms of what is passionately defended by liberals, B) thinks the divide in opinions about said sci fi movies is political in the first place, C) is so obsessed with this very niche (and almost entirely projected) divide that he finds a way to bring it up…

Lol. Yup, it is! If it’s a verb, it’s almost always “affect”.

Your choices are:

This will have no effect on any of our lives.

Or

This will affect none of our lives.

What the hell. Someone get that Russian Antarctic researcher who stabbed his hut-mate for giving away the endings to books a job on his next shoot.

Mariah agrees!

I’m guessing the answer is “very little”, because so many legislators hate to appear critical of the police, and because taking rape seriously will mean spending money on “women’s issues” instead of tax cuts for rich people.

Come. Sit next to me.  *Pats bench*

*Shoveling popcorn into mouth*

I’m just here to watch the Madonna fans and the Gaga fans go at it like the two gangs in A Clockwork Orange.

“What about the children???!!?!?!!?!????!1" is tired and absurd. Telling people that their opinion will result in more raped children is so crazy that it can’t be true. How do people get this stupid?

That is a Murderer’s Row of all-time dick shrinkers.

Can I just not fuck any of them?  There’s not enough rubber in the world to make that enjoyable.

Anyone want to have a men free commune in the US? Maybe some place warm...

These Republicans fell victim to one of the classic blunders: Never get involved in a land flame war in Asia with a Millenial.

I’m on my way.

It’s a Ferengi thing, called Oo-Mox

So men are avoiding women because they’re afraid something they say could be misinterpreted. Whereas women avoid men because they’re afraid of being verbally harassed or physically violated.

These men are hysterical ninnies who clearly cannot handle the pressures and responsibilities of being in the workplace. It's better for them to stay at home. 

Oh gods, they really do think that most accusations are false or a misinterpretation, don’t they?

It’s weird how their primary strategy isn’t, “Maybe let’s just not be fucking creeps.”