Easy mistake, I’m pretty sure they both used the same rap name generator.

I read this in the hormone monster’s voice. Thank you.

If people want to find Rachel McKibbens’ excellent work, there’s no better time than the holiday season to share heart wrenching, meticulously crafted poems about family and witches and trauma. Go buy her shit.

Victims make the decision on whether or not to press charges over an assault, not the police. Thanks for playing.

All-of-These-Authors Voice: What is Sex?

“I removed my pants and presented my manhood like a Bowerbird presenting a twig. Her dark, moist eyes grew wide like a Weddell seal. She leaned forward tentatively, sensing my body the way a Whitenose snake senses its environment.”

Another passage from the same: “I yearned again for the cogs of her Iron Maiden to grind my glans around inside her like an opera singer with a mouth lozenge.” 

Oh my god I had tea at Julian Gough’s house almost 20 years ago, shortly before his first novel was published; he was an internet friend of a friend of mine and I came along with her to meet him in case he was a creep (he was not, he was perfectly pleasant and welcoming and served us digestive biscuits). I forgot any…

Oh my fucking GOD.

In the comment section for the video

You can’t fix stupid. you can however be entertained by watching it eat itself.

Convince a bunch of incels to curb their jerking off? All that hostility is gonna manifest itself SOMEWHERE.

Someone should trademark “West is the Best” for an Adam West appreciation group.

Each one of those men in the picture was gifted with superior genes, and it clearly shows. I ovulate just by looking at that marvelous photo, and I’m not even a woman.

In an unremarkable cul-de-sac in the middle of nowhere, the flames of fragile masculinity will soon be fanned into a mighty conflagration!

America has proven that resting on our laurels is a weakness. The second liberals make any progress the Republicans are planning on dragging us back, not just ‘back’ but to an even worse state.

Just remember it wasn’t always this way in Canada. I had my abortion during the Morgentaler years, and I had to ‘prove’ I needed the procedure to an appointed board. I was closely questioned by one particular matriarch with a big gold cross around her neck. I lied like a rug. I told them my boyfriend beat me. Then I…

I have an idea.

Just one more reason that if it not for your winters you’d probably have “caravans” of American “criminals” headed your way seeking asylum.

Holy shit. I am so glad I am Canadian. My whole process was make the appointment, they fit me in 5 days later (including a weekend), quick counselling session to make sure I wasn’t being pressured and knew what I was doing, I was out in two hours and went to my GP for the follow up a week later. Total cost: $5 for…