That was terrifying 

Do we pronounce the dash in "A-12" tho?

I understood that reference

You just know she's "not like the other girls".

These books definitely introduced pre-teen me to a lot of, um, interesting concepts. My mom had stacks of these things.

This is like trying to claim that you invented the technique of tying shoelaces in a bow or something. Koopersmith needs to chill.

I’d really enjoy an MST3K episode featuring this movie.

Sheesh, when I want to prank my young nieces and nephews I just log into their Minecraft worlds and fill their houses with chickens or put their beds on the roof or something. Apparently I've been too kind. /s

“when a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy. But when a mistress becomes a wife,she doubles her workload”

Can't wait for Nintendo to finish destroying this idiot.

Nah, we’ve gone right past the Handmaid’s Tale and straight to Dune and the axolotl tanks with this one.

purrfection

Thanks for the tip! It’s not so much that I can’t see the text, its that they don’t function as links to take me to the reply/star in question.

yup, just started in the last 20 minutes or so. Everything was working normally (for kinja) before that.

A lil update for anyone who’s interested:

It’s been a year and a half since the former Mr. Chocobo and I split. I was super depressed and angry ,but I’m much better now. There’s no question of us getting back together but Mr. C and I are friends again. I went back to the city I used to live in to visit my parents and…

Translation: “I wanted attention but not that much attention, holy shit”

Came here to post the same thing but you’ve nailed it.

People don’t actually give kids drugs on purpose, because drugs are expensive. The whole “drugs being handed out on Halloween omg” thing is an urban legend. When kids get drugs in Halloween candy, it’s because an adult got high and made a mistake, not because they wanted to give kids drugs for funsies. Similarly, it's…

Can confirm, an ex and several friends worked for KFC and I heard all about the process.