Yup. This. I always fly into a rage at 9-11 worshippers because they hate New Yorkers but they fetishize this shit.

And just when they’re about to get pissed at me, I tell them I’m from NYC and watched it from my roof a mile away. I am not a player of cards, but this is the one case and the one audience where I throw…

Whatever you do, do not fuck him that week. Just trust me.

We’ve lived together for five years and known each other for nearly a decade. He is legit my best friend, but I’m DONE with the relationship.

No matter why you’re moving, throwing shit away while you’re packing is the BEST. Does shit always stick in that pan when you use it? Throw it away! Half-burned candle? Dump it! Also, throw away all cleaning utensils like brooms, mops, sponges, and buy new for your new place.

Advice is something you ask for when you know the answer but wish you didn’t.

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They choose to spend their money however they want. I lost a shit ton of money and the whole saga was on Gawker. I was subjected (I was quoted from a news source) to a lot of people telling me how stupid I was and how they would have spent that money. It didn’t make me feel better and in fact, made me feel actively…

There is some appeal to the Tiny House, but only as a secondary home or as part of maybe some kind of communal living. I have too much stuff (i.e. books) and I like having a big girl kitchen too much for a tiny house to be a full time option.

Lightening did it first

Nope. Not every evil behavior is a “mental health issue”.

I love Saxon, but have always been partial to Harriet Jones.

I wish I understood half of this Brexit stuff aside from the general idea that it was equivalent in disastrous outcome to our most recent election results. Seriously, everything I know about Britain I learned from Doctor Who.

It legitimately angers me childhood vaccinations need advocates. Someone needs to spread the word that breathing causes health problems among the anti-vaccers and let Darwinism run its course.

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal ....

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

There’s a song that that dings them in alphabetical order, it’s the only way to get back them all. Sitting down and just naming them all is HARD.

Oh, totally- I always forget fucking Deleware. I know there must be songs out there to help, but I don’t know any of them.

When “patriotism” is reduced to kayfabe, I guess that’s how the tree of “liberty” gets watered.

That’s a shame.

Just waiting for Trudeau or Macron to welcome these girls to their country with open arms to compete and deliver a sick burn on Donald in the process. Also, waiting for the auto-erotic asphyxiation story for the member of the GOP who got off on these girls being denied admittance.