Being ex-military is irrelevant to the story unless you’re trying to encourage military worship. It infers that the lives of those joined militaries are worth more than those who never did (e.g. the recent stabbing victims in Oregon). This is the same mentality applied to cops versus civilians.

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

Apparently it’s “Tea-Shaw”, or “Tea-Shocks”, according to my working speakers!

And he’ll be quickly moved to the Vatican so that no one can prosecute him and open up the fact there’s likely a massive Paedophile ring.

won’t someone think of the ruling class?

Also, the Rock and Jason Statham should kiss.

I’m drunk!

Yes, yes, and yes!!!

As someone who has been on the receiving end of loads of bullshit at various jobs (customer service, lawyers, retail cosmetics), there are many, many times that one must smile, laugh, or play it cool in the face of utter fuckery if one wants to continue being employed, eating, and paying rent. This…

“Give us a spin, sweetie”.

Boy, if there is one pet peeve I have, it’s when someone waggles there fingers towards themselves in the ‘come here’ motion— even worse when it’s wordless. Fuck you inside out, fella— I ain’t in grade school and you ain’t my Mom.

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

given enough money, time and influence—powerful plaintiffs have been known to run a vital journalistic publication into the ground a time or two.

DC JEZZIE GATHERING!

I openly want the very worst, most tragic events real life can offer to dodge Mitch McConnell to his grave.

She also looked at Chris Pine like that their entire press tour, so either she did the bingo-bango with both of them (which, understandable) or that’s just how she looks at hot dudes (also understandable).

The truest bro-mance of our lifetime.

‘Tis because they had built a giant no-chamber somewhere in Topanga Canyon with supplies enough to last three generations and ensure their safety from the threat of the Papparazzi.

Which is all well and good if you run a bakery or photo studio or some other business that isn’t really necessary. Not so well and good if you run the only pharmacy that works with a particular insurance plan or you own several affordable apartment buildings in an area with skyrocketing rents. Then your difference of…

Hi, uncircumcised male here. I can report zero infections on the Captain (yes, he’s the captain, the balls are the first mates and the sperm are the sailors (yes I gave them all nautical nicknames)).