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go-go-chocobo

I really admire you for getting out and trying. It’s been a year since my divorce and the thought of dating anyone still makes me cry. I’m sorry this person was so thoughtless and unkind towards you.

Pfft, everyone knows the only important part of Leviticus is the bit about how it’s wrong to be gay.

Here it is. As to why I haven’t worn it, I guess I’m not sure if it looks good? I am a terrible impulse buyer when it comes to texture/color, and I often dont consider if I can actually pull off the thing I just bought.

I own a caftan. It’s a pale green with sort of a gold sheen? Made of real silk and i bought it on impulse like 5 years ago because it was pretty and have never actually worn it

The right & true Riff Raff

I shouldn’t have clicked, but I did. Childless at 35 is suddenly looking better than it did.

Is it really old-timey though? I always thought that “assisted living” was a nicer, more modern way of saying “nursing home”.

I love Djarums but at nearly $17 cdn a pack, I can’t afford them often.

One belonging to her daddy or one of his friends.

What they say they’ll do in the early stages of a relationship and what they actually do after a few/many years or when a kid does come along can be two very different things.

Principle of the thing, maybe? If it was me in this situation, I’m sure I would start out with the attitude of “I ain’t changing my phone number over you, ya jerk”. But I would definitely have utilized the block function after 100 messages or so.

Oh gods, I found some stuff I wrote as a teen when I was cleaning old belongings out of my parent’s crawlspace and it was *terrible*. Like ok, chocobo, you’re the hero of everything, we get it.

The way the worst trolls seem to immediately get ungreyed while thoughtful commenters sink to the bottom *is* a bit dismaying. But I’m happy to be here nonetheless. And I’ve always been more of a lurker rather than a clever contributor, so it’s not like I can claim I’m being unfairly kept down XD

I feel your pain. I was an “approved” commenter for 3 whole days before the switch to kinja and I’ve been grey everywhere but groupthink since :(

At least most of the really terrible ones aren’t right at the top?

How did putting “minecraft mods” into the Google search bar bring your kid to Jezebel.com and their “vile” posts?

He hasn’t been sentenced yet, you moron, there aren’t any more details to give until he is.

My first thought was too many Simpsons Halloween specials.