You said it much better than I did, I think.

“I like him cause he’s honest” = “I like hearing my shitty opinions coming from someone else’s mouth because I feel it validates them”

My ex bought me a handful of those books from a used bookstore on the grounds that they looked like something I would read - oh neat, SF novel with a Heavy Metal-esque cover. He couldn’t understand why I was all “eww no” until he’d read a bit of it.

You’re doing the Wandering Heathen’s work.

I say go for it. Even if people do associate it with the show, so what? It’s still a really pretty name. Also, it was a great show.

“same with me and writing 5,000 words of Gundam Wing slash fiction in junior high.”

I wish that high profile persons/organizations would quit using soft euphemisms when describing these incidences. Instead of shit like “incorrect” or “mistaken”, just say “lying” ffs.

Mr Chocobo & I have split after 13 years together. I’m living in a whole new town because I couldn’t afford to stay where I was by myself, so now i have no friends. It’s been 3 months and he’s already seeing someone new, may his balls drop off in the night, roll down the bed & catch fire. I could certainly use a…

I got a gift card back at Christmas time, so I bought these awesome leggings now that fall is nearly here.

The people who flock to a particular Facebook meme page and then stay there forever, I guess? My ex followed a number of these pages and it always seemed like the same names sharing & commenting over and over again, all day. I picked “community” cause it seemed an accurate description.

Memes are fun, but Facebook meme communities are cancer.

I would like to take all these people out for drinks.

Idk if it’s the KKK that’s responsible, but....

Girl, get you that separate room. My mom snores so bad that it sounds like a chainsaw going through knotty wood, my dad has been sleeping in a different room since I was 15 and as far as I can tell the only effects that this has had on their marriage have been entirely positive. Sleep is important!

Personally, i’m more impressed by people who can name all the States. I mean, you guys have 50 of them, there’s only 10 provinces & 3 territories in Canada.

I was right! Not a darn thing like how it’s written!

Thanks for the assist :)