Maybe you can help, how the heck do you say “taoiseach”? Google keeps giving me pronunciations to listen to, but my laptop speakers are dead. I need a written explanation. The only thing I’m certain of is that it doesn’t sound anything like it looks, because Gaelic.

Imitrex can go straight to hell, that stuff made me feel awful. Good luck with finding meds that work best for you.

Would chickens eat squash? Because I have too many coming up in my garden to eat and my neighbor down the road has a whole flock.

Lol at these manbabies acting like their dicks are going to shrivel up and fall off if they have to sit without 3 feet of space between each thigh. Get over yourselves and share public space.

ilu

I’d watch this movie.

piles of these all over your yard?

here, this one plays a happy tune as well

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Seriously. Last I checked, the Sith were a meritocracy.

take your star!

Came for the Palantir references, was not disappointed.

A+ party gif.

Had to Google “scheissenheimer”, was not disappointed. 

As a 35 year old considering getting pregnant, this makes me feel a bit better. If this is the new normal, maybe people will stop asking me why I’m not more like my younger sister (4 kids, started age 21).