Imagine looking like this and truly believing that your genes are superior to....well, anyone’s.

I mean, I watched a lot of Home Improvement back in the day, but it was all about JTT not Tim Allen.

sequel to Neverwhere pls & thanks.

I’m pretty sure I tried to win the autographed shirt >.<

I felt the same.

That’s a fantastic color.

I’m not 100% on how it works in the US, but when I ended up owing CRA a bunch of back taxes, they let me pay it off at a rate of $50/month. Surely the IRS would have something similar? Definitely call them and get them to explain it to you.

Yes, but the Speaking Conch will be included.

The Fifth Element. (1997 sci-fi movie)

this face has made my day <3

People who can buy pants that fit them right away, I suspect. I’m 5'4" and have kinda short legs and I’ve never owned a single pair of pants in my life that didn’t need hemming. My mom made me learn when I was 10.

So maybe I should go give Mr. Chocobo’s brush a wash, is what you’re saying.

People even went out of their way to not talk to me, to make me a social pariah because I had different shitty beliefs.

wow, my parents would never have let me take a flight to a foreign country to attend a music festival when I was 14

Bought this one, arrived this morning. I’m a 34F and this does the trick. A bit of sideboob, but nothing insurmountable.

Bought this one, arrived this morning. I’m a 34F and this does the trick. A bit of sideboob, but nothing…

Don’t mess with our syrup, buddy.