More likely a tasteful privacy hedge.
It was totally covered here and it was insane.
Somewhere, Mike Pence just shot his load in his pants and has no idea why.
“Rule # 1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
Hey, I think you might be on to something here.
“The sword has always spread Islam, and those leaders intend to continue their armed conquest,”
Does it really work to keep lashes separated after mascara is applied? I love my Better Than Sex mascara but it turns my lashes into triangular chunks if I’m not super careful.
Ok, I hadn’t considered the “faith healing” angle. That is definitely tacky af.
Steve Bannon:
I can honestly not imagine a colder, ruder and really downright tackier thing to say to another person. Like, holy shit, these people think you’re too broken to live?
Barack Obama and Joe Biden: The Weasley Twins (imagine them using a WH Maurauder’s Map to return to the WH and play tricks on Donald - also Biden saying “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”)
If you like the prose, I recommend pretty much anything else by Peter S. Beagle. His style is pretty distinctive and his other fantasy is great.
Tangentially related, I found some old high school pics and now I wanna go back in time and slap teenage me every time she says something about being fat.
Saw that this morning. It was definitely...something. Idk what, but it was something.
A new twist on an old classic, love it.
I mean, if they called it “nut juice”, no one would take it seriously.
“Fragility Salon”