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Charming is our new gig, haven’t you seen our PM?

Gosh, he’s getting old fast.

People are mean there! I don’t go very often, but when I do there is always someone being a jerk and it’s not the employees. Mean little old ladies everywhere. I thought it was just me.

Maybe even the Guild of Calamitous Intent?

There’s something about Michaels, I know a few people who worked for them and none had anything nice to say, though nothing like what you had to deal with.

I feel like anyone dumb enough to buy seafood from a stranger on Facebook probably deserves whatever happens to them, but rules are rules I guess.

I worked at Safeway for a record 3 days and then got fired because I refused to come into work with a debilitating case of food poisoning. I wanted to show up and puke on the manager’s shoes to make a point (he thought I was faking) but I legitimately couldn’t manage it.

So Uber doesn’t actually have to do anything to make their business safer, they just have to stop advertising it as the safest? That’s kind of a bummer.

That was exhausting just to read, holy shit.

I’m honestly not sure what it’s in reference to, if anything. I haven’t actually seen Rosemary’s Baby. 

Legitimately the first thing I thought of when I read the line “Whores, whores, all of them whores,”

If she had said something like “oh, being a ballerina would be SOOO easy, lalala”, or claimed that she actually is a ballerina, then I could understand the ire, but getting mad at a model for dressing up in some ballet gear and getting her picture taken is ridiculous. Do pro dancers reserve this same level of rage for

hey, at least you checked before commenting. Scroll down to the grays to be amused by those who didn’t.

the campaign is about “falling in love with real food again,

That’s a truly noble calling, Pete, and I think you should embrace it.

To be fair, Palpatine had a lot to do with that.

Sounds exactly like the white fundies I lived next door to in Alberta, I assumed it was a religion thing. I’m sorry if I offended you, it was definitely not my intention.

Nah, I meant the references to Jesus’ blood and the weird sentence structure. Instead of just “pray for Jesus’ protection” they go with “plead the blood of Jesus over you”. It just sounds awkward. Wouldn’t it be “plead for the blood of Jesus to come over you”?