he’s like a precursor to the MRA/Red Pill crowd.

“Please plead the blood of Jesus over you and your family”

Hardcore fundie christians have such a weird internal language. You can always get what they’re trying to say, more or less, but they pick these deliberately awkward ways of structuring their sentences and it always makes me go “huh?” for a few until I’ve…

Adblock? I’ve never once seen an ad like that on Jez, except sometimes the sponsored ones slip through.

That saucy feather duster didn’t look as though she had anything to complain about.

Guy who has spent the last 30+ years playing Trivial Pursuit burns someone else for their weird hobby? OK, sure.

And it doesn’t even make sense! He is a man whose face is greater than the sum of its parts.

Chill, this wasn’t a dig against veganism. Just the most extreme example I could think of of how a woman who clearly has problems with reality wrt food would just keep on messing up, no matter who or what she was doing it to. .

I mean, my doctor told me I could skip my period every month if I wanted to, but she meant by taking my birth control pill daily without breaks, not by starving myself into anemia.

Repeat after me: your baby is an (sort of) autonomous living being, not a tiny copy of yourself that will also automatically want to eat what you eat and live how you live. I’d say get a pet, but she’d probably get a cat and then try to force it to eat vegan.

Wait, how did this lady make it to 20+ without ever getting a pap smear?

This is the truth, we just don’t think about it if we can help it.

Much like haggis, it tastes better than it sounds. Still not really my thing though.

So first Angelina goes out of her way to make sure the world knows that Brad “got physical” with one of their kids, made sure we all knew she considered him not fit to parent by insisting on full physical custody but is now threatening to take her ball and go home if anyone else tries to give him any trouble about it.…

Food. I had a similar situation with stray kittens at my workplace. By day 3 or 4 they came running when I approached.

eta: days 1 & 2 were me leaving food and then fucking off when it became clear they wouldn’t come out for the food until I was gone.

wildly OT, but your username made me smile. Chrono Trigger reference, right?

Shit, even when we do what they want (be nice, have drinks, go home with them) we’re still not fuckin’ safe.

How bad does your life have to be for you to be browsing Match or whatever, see a man known for conspiring to torture, kill and eat his wife and think “Yes, I would like to have an intimate relationship with this person.”? Cause damn.

- he gets sex with multiple women

Needs moar stars