But it’s definitely women who are too emotional to hold public office, join the armed forces or make their own medical decisions. Right.

THANK YOU. This is the second time today I’ve seen someone use “vile” in place of “vial” and it’s killing me.

I’m gonna snerk a bit at “Christian metalcore” but other than that? Good on ya, dude. I wish you an easy time dealing with friends and family and good luck sorting out your work situation.

Kay, I can understand leaving behind trash and empty bottles and such (I don’t condone it, but I get why someone would), but who the hell leaves behind tents? And alcohol? Those are things that cost lots of money that you will need for the next camping trip.

What kind of loser emails a local news station about what the meteorologist is wearing first thing in the morning?

I also work in a sex shop and we have a number of things made of PVC that are emphatically labeled “phthalate free!”. Is this likely to be false, do you think?

well, benzocaine and lidocaine are topical numbing agents you find in Orajel and cough drops and such, so I’m not sure what they’re doing in condoms in the first place.

I think your cousin might be my cousin, maybe? Except usually we go with a solid 1 hour for the lie, just in case.

I have never seen anything so stunningly lame, childish and boring in my entire life. If I were Beyonce, I’d be ashamed to have these mouth-breathers calling themselves my fans.

It’s true I’ve often felt that Starbucks goes a bit overboard with the ice, but either I ask for light ice or look at it as extra cold water to drink once the coffee part is gone

For real? Call people out when they do shitty things. Tell that guy who has the visibly uncomfortable girl backed into the corner of the bus while he hits on her to knock it off. If your buddy goes off about how women are crazy and always lying, shut him down. If a woman tells you about any of this stuff happening to…

May I also recommend The Flight of Dragons and The Admiral & The Princess?

- author is bitter and sad and probably has no friends anymore, weddings are THE BEST

The thing that stands out the most to me? How there’s almost no difference between the MRAs of 1930 and the MRAs of 2016.

Wait, did they pay $850 or £850? Either way they got ripped off, but there’s a big difference between the two prices.

I understand having a dress/hairstyle code, what I don’t fucking get with these stories is why no one ever has a problem with the hairstyle until well after the person in question has been hired. Like, this woman’s hair probably looks pretty much the same every damn day of her life, how did management not notice how…

I totally don’t get this, but then, I am over 30 and live in a place where prom isn’t really A Thing. You do your thing, super creative teens!

It’s a pretty color, but all those ruffles and flounces would look hideous on me. Also, a big middle finger to “dry clean only”.

In my somewhat limited experience, you have to put a fair amount of effort into handling and socializing them, or they grow up grumpy and a bit bitey. Also, they do shed those quills every so often.