The FLDS Mormons here in BC call it “bleeding the beast”.

That face tho. I bet you’ve already forgiven her.

If you have health insurance, it’s a real job, full stop.

I live on Vancouver Island, fuck you.

Aww. I thought this was going to be a story about some self-righteous, holier-than-thou Indigo Child getting justifiably told and then I find out it’s really about an old guy with serious health issues. Boo.

Turner said he recalled the man asking, “Do you think this is OK?”

Man, why couldn’t Easter have involved burning people I disliked in effigy when I was a kid? I feel like I’ve missed out.

Yeah, I didn’t fully consider before posting. I forgot that “is the Pope Catholic” is totally up for debate these days.

the Pope: is he really Catholic?

christofascist fan of Slayer?

I have never, and will never, keep them from having a positive relationship with their fathers

Nice to hear a story about a penile procedure that didn’t leave the recipient worse off than when they started, for a change. I wish this gentleman much joy of his new & improved unit.

It also featured a Bible verse suggesting its employees deserve to be cast into the sea with millstones around their necks.

I used to work with a friend who was a KISS fanatic, a registered member of the KISS Army and everything. The very same day he passed away, a couple of family members that didn’t give a shit about him when he was dying of heart disease were caught trying to convince the manager of his apartment building to let them in…

You could be right, it is pretty ordinary when you lay it out like that. As to why it was so entertaining to her group, I’m guessing either we’re not being told some details or they were all just indulging in a mean girls style pile-on and enjoying it thoroughly.

Made up, or at least seriously inflated. Sultry Latina homewrecker: check. Salacious text conveniently sent to boss instead of bestie (come on, really?): check. Her husband publicly demonstrating his love & fidelity by promptly firing the nanny: check.

feel free to lead by example, shitbiscuit.

That’s just bad wording on the part of the OP. When she says “leaving her to screw her back up while more or less taking up permanent residence on the living room couch” she means “leaving her to (injure her back) while more or less taking up permanent residence on the living room couch”. The couch being shitty and…

ooh, got links?