watching Ein nope off down the street gets me every time.

This sounds like someone read that Dr. Nerdlove post and then wrote a similar story with the genders swapped. At least one of these stories has got to be made up, right?

This is the most potent truth in the entire comments section.

“Oh, you ‘ran into’ your ex the other day and hung out with him for more than 2 minutes of ‘Hello, goodbye’ conversation? Buh bye.”

Nicely parallels my policy of“Oh, you think that you can dictate who I spend time with and that because I once dated a guy he’s socially off limits to me forever? Buh bye”.

Nothing sexy…

Same. And their unpredictable sizing and bs returns policy have led me to shy away from clothing altogether when I do buy from them.

the one from Modcloth? Bought it for my niece just this past Christmas and got slammed with duties at the border in addition to shipping + exchange rate woes. Calculate carefully.

I cannot even stand this kid. He’s sitting at a perfect intersection of Smug Teen and Smug Christian. He might even be more punchable than Shkreli. Shut him down before the narcissistic little shit manages to hurt someone and maybe check and see if his parents have any more kids with delusions of grandeur.

I agree with everything Bricken wrote, but I still enjoyed the episode. The rocket launcher, the deus ex machina, the slaughter montage...loved it. I’m only a very casual fan though, so I can see how people who have come to expect more might be disappointed. You’re 100% right about Sam though, I’m pretty sure hubs & I…

“and the morning after pill would come in awesome flavors like Cool Ranch and Smokey BBQ”

I was genuinely horrified to discover that the turtle keychains are not, in fact, an urban myth. The only time I’ve ever felt let down by Snopes.

Damnit Justin, you are 21. Either grow an actual beard and/or mustache or give it up and shave already.

That’s my Canada showing I guess, eek

She’s going to have do do something about those eyebrows. No teenage boy I ever saw had brows so nice.

dunno what you’re talking about

No one here is making this stuff up. It’s real and it starts early. The first time a man threatened to harm me for saying “no”, I was 13 and this 50 year old man pulled up beside me in a parking lot and asked me if I wanted to spend some time with him and make some money. My parents let me watch whatever on TV back…

Perfect.

Parents made me clean my junk out of their garage when they retired and moved. I found a stack of Tiger Beat magazines from the 90's and a half-completed canvas from high school art class.