makes me wonder if that bit from Lisey’s Story (where the protagonist, an author, talks about dealing with weirdo fans) was inspired by real life. Wouldn’t surprise me, King wrote his own near-fatal car accident into the Dark Tower series, after all.

Shit like this is why I don’t wanna be rich & famous, just rich.

It’s just as much bullshit as that little rapist football player investing in some nerd glasses and darker hair for his trial instead of the golden jock look.

When I first signed up for Facebook back in 2008, the first thing I did was accept a slew of friend requests from people I’d known in junior high and high school. Some of them were “mean girls” that sometimes weren’t the nicest to me, but I thought, hey, whatever, long time ago. We’re all adults now, right?

Within a…

My MIL has gone as far as to offer us a place to live rent free, so as to facilitate production of teh grandbabies. I love her, but the thought of living with her around 24/7 leaves me cold and that would definitely be part of the deal. She, too, will have to wait.

it was clear after just a minute of using it that I’d have to learn a better way than the way I use a disposable. I was surprised at the sharp difference, before that I’d always thought that a razor is a razor, of course it’ll work like any other razor.

I have a lot of questions about the wo/man who ate the first sea cucumber.

I once tried shaving my legs with one belonging to my bf (lady razor broke in half and i was desperate) and all I managed to do was mutilate my legs. I think there’s a learning curve here.

Celebrities are so fucking gross sometimes. She’s got more money than she could ever spend in a lifetime but she’s so greedy for more that she’ll even take it from a dictator facing accusations of genocide, who got that money in the first place by stealing it from his country’s oil revenues. On top of that, she didn’t…

Seems like your ex-bf’s problem was handled appropriately - he was made to understand what he did wrong, put in therapy, given living conditions that reflected his needs (not alone with sis or her friends) and apologized sincerely, while your cousins appear to have simply put it behind them and moved on. There will…

Wikipedia lists middle school as grades 6-10, there is no way those kids are old enough to be in a sex shop. Unless some places in the States let kids into sex shops starting at 16 or something.

Older people are definitely worse, and they take it harder when whatever it is they posted comes back to bite them in the ass. They haven’t grown up with “the Internet is forever” and so once that post is out of their news feed, it’s gone in their minds.

My condolences. I blocked my half-assed absentee dad on Facebook almost 6 months ago and it’s done wonders for my stress levels.

Especially by Burt fucking Reynolds. A real pot/kettle situation here.

I think he’s a dick. But he does know hockey, so....

I’d almost certainly leave off the headpiece, but I could rock this color so hard.

Nah. Well, not me anyway. It’s sparkly fantasy dressup on TV.