Right? I mean, the urge to pair up for the winter so you have someone to warm the bed up is definitely a thing, but I’ve never heard this label applied to it before.

I didn’t know that you could negotiate for a better interest rate on your credit card until I was 32. I got the card when I was 24. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This from the website where everyone uses words and phrases like “bae”, “besties”, “YAAASSSSS QUEEEENN”, “I can’t even” and where half of the authors present articles written in internet teenspeak, complete with deliberate misspellings? Get the fuck over yourself.

What’s the cutoff point for quality? I have a bunch of old bras that I keep forgetting about/feel guilty about maybe throwing away (so much $$$), but they are quite worn.

SQUEAKY WEENS

Ok, I get the no pads thing (are people seriously that stupid?), but I always thought that tampons were good to go. I mean, you can shred the things with your fingers in 0.5 seconds, I guess I just assumed that after being used for 8 hours, flushed and then bumped around in pipes they’d disintegrate pretty quick. Glad…

reminds me of this anecdote attributed to Winston Churchill.

That looks much safer. I’m assuming it has other purposes than just measuring guys girths though. XD

I sincerely hope the docs are giving out those soft measuring tapes used by seamstresses, rather than the handyman model pictured up top.

The only thing I wish I’d done with my eggs was sell some of those bad boys before I turned 30.

despair and dirt.

I expected better from Cumberbatch. Not sure why.

Good evening Jezzies! I ought to be cooking dinner but instead I’m smoking a joint and Saturday Night Socializing. Mr. Choco is off playing a gig so there’s no one but me to remark on how late dinner will be served, and I get to watch whatever I want.

I’m good at giving advice. Just not necessarily good advice.

Gift certificate for her favorite cosmetics store? To me, that says you care enough to pay attention to the things she likes but it also gives her the freedom to pick exactly what she wants.

I’m really concerned about the kids. They are not in a great situation. At this point, Mr. Chocobo and I are trying to buy a house and get ourselves set up, both for ourselves and also so that if the shit really hits the fan those kids can have somewhere to go that isn’t my BIL’s crazy born-again mom. I think the most…

awesöme!

My sister hung up on me 3 months ago when I dared to contradict her victim narrative (nobody cares about me, nobody helps me, you all just moved away to get away from me). I’d happily forget her number and never look back, but I care about my nieces and nephews and don’t want to entirely burn that bridge if I don’t…

I wish I had something constructive to say. Personally, I think you should light all his shit on fire, but that ain’t constructive. Sorry.