I’ve never encountered toss-out bad...at my house. I’ve definitely encountered “do a runner when he falls asleep because it turns out he’s a total weirdo” though, which I imagine would translate to a toss-out if it were my place.

So-and-so is a dummy, and does not deserve your friendship, or your weed. And going out of his way to not include you in group plans is even worse. I mean, not saying he has to take you out one-on-one or anything like that, but fuck, would it break him to hang socially in a group setting with someone he doesn’t…

Truly, I’ve always found it much easier to be the sex-guest, rather than the sex-host.

Right? Unless you are a legit awful person, I will at least give you breakfast. If the sex was bad I just won’t call, no need to toss someone out.

Not gonna lie, this sounds like something I would like to smell like.

Well hello there childhood.

I hate, hate, hate the “but what if your mom had an abortion!?” angle. So much. Bitch, if my mom had had an abortion I would never even have known or cared about it, so fuck off with your stupid attempts at making me feel guilty.

Pity your parents didn’t just drown you at birth like the vermin you are. You are disgusting, vomitous excuse for a human being.

My marriage is over because I won’t write out Christmas cards for my 35 year old husband? Lol, ok.

His mother is really sweet and probably wouldn’t say boo. It’s just that he’s the one who always talks about what a big tradition Christmas cards are in his family and how it just makes his Grandma’s whole season when she gets one...and so on and so forth. I totally love sending Christmas cards myself and don’t…

OK, “Britain Furst” is killing me. I love this.

It’s like someone applied that mod that lets you dig through the bedrock and fall through into the endless underdark.

This will be the last year I prepare Mr. Chocobo’s Christmas cards for him. For some time now, the routine has been for me to write out the cards (for both families) with my name and a blank spot for Mr. C’s name and then make up all the envelopes with appropriate addresses and postage. Then I put them all in a neat…

Can we talk about this lipstick? I want to wear this color pls.

I like sharing a bed with my spouse, but I also like having a fair amount of space when I sleep. I think this could probably be solved with a king size bed when we have enough $$$, rather than sleeping apart though.

The “Relationship Duplex” is my dream, no lie.

Massholio is either trolling us all magnificently or he’s 70+. Can’t decide.

So, on one hand, he’s happy to toot the USA’s horn re human rights, (especially in regards to gender and sexual orientation!), but on the other, he will defs beat the shit out of any trans kids who come near his kids in the washroom. Seems legit.

All the damn time. Shoo, get going, I would like the best spot on the couch and total dominance of the remote control, kthxbai.