fell asleep in the tanning bed with the safety goggles on?

Iunno, wasn’t the good Baron, like, a pretty successful there for a while, at least until Alia took him right the fuck down? I think comparing Trump to Baron Harkonnen is unfair...to the Harkonnens.

I’d be so happy to make $14 an hour, but I don’t think I could handle being a server as an adult. It was hard enough when I was a teenager and still more-or-less accustomed to doing what I was told/taking shit from adults.

am I the only one who thinks this kid looks like he’s silently screaming for the sweet release of death? Just me? Ok.

I want to see a movie adaptation of one of the less well-known stories. Give me The Twelve Wild Swans or something (although now that I think of it, I seem to remember seeing an animated version of that one as a kid).

The surest indicator that Christians are not, in fact, a persecuted group in America? That they’re able to spend their days complaining about shit like this instead of running for their lives.

Oh, I see. Been a while since I’ve busted out the HCA, I’d forgotten that part.

I thought she got to be some kind of second-class “spirit of the air” or something. Like, still better than seafoam, but not quite as good as going to heaven.

Eh, we already have a movie about the Little Mermaid and now this new live action thing. And I doubt they’ll change the story much, if at all. I’d say that qualifies as a remake.

If we have to have yet another remake of a movie that’s already been done, could it at least be the super dark original version where she dies in the end because she failed to gain a soul?

I’m still bitter about getting my star on the old Jez and being flipped over to Kinja not 3 days later.

13 year old me is like, come over here and let me hug you Gavin. I can make you forget all about Gwen.

I feel kind of the same way about people who get their breasts pumped up to outrageous sizes. Do you realize you’ll never sleep on your stomach or pay less than $100 for a bra ever again?

How about we just not take advice from Ronda Rousey period, unless it’s advice on how to kick ass in the UFC. I’ve been less than impressed with her as a person since I saw the video where she refers to women who aren’t super fit badasses as “do-nothing bitches”.

I found a few when my parents sold the childhood home and I had to come clean all my crap out of the garage. You’re right, they are gross now and so I gave them to one of the neighbor’s kids, who (predictably enough) thought they were awesome.

And if they bought the winning ticket, why would they need a photo? They would have the actual ticket, wouldn’t you think?
“This is totally my winning ticket, but instead of bringing it with me to cash it in I decided to just take a picture instead. Because reasons. But it’s definitely mine”.

I don’t see any wine, wth.

I want a duplex. One side for me, the other side for hubby and future kids. Stay out of my room!

If so, he got what he was after. The comments on that article seem to (sadly) be mostly supportive of his position, as far as I can see. :/