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Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

It’s drives me fucking crazy when people a) don’t understand words and then b) leap to the wrong conclusions based on their misunderstanding. The way the OP obviously equated “idiosyncratic” with “idiot” was painful to read.

~snerk~

I’ll bring the soma.

Pretty sure the only responsibilities I have that are directly related to my genitals are cover them in public, keep them clean and don’t create unwanted children with them. Equally sure that these responsibilities apply to everyone regardless of gender.

Hang out with sex workers?

No matter how nicely you dress it up, you’re still saying that what’s between a person’s legs should determine their role in life and that’s unfair to women and men both.

Because it apparently hurts like the dickens and the pill is 99% effective anyway?

Germaine Greer is a gross parody of a human being.

Local pet store owner used to let one of these things roam the store. Almost shat my pants the first time it came around the corner at me.

I’m so far behind, can’t wait to catch up!

Mouse Guard reference made my day.

I’d like to think that I’d donate for free, just because it’s the thing do do. Assuming that someone offered to pay though? I’d either ask for just enough to solve the earthly problems of myself and my spouse (roughly $100,000) or ask the the money go to a charity. I’m not much for drugs or booze, I think I could live

Watched AVP and Predators last night, this really resonates with me.

People like this make me roll my eyes so hard. Yes, we get it, you’re #godlier and more #blessed than us lowly sinners.

I didn’t take Mr. Chocobo’s last name because it sounded bad when paired with my first name. So that was pretty easy. But I’m still not sure what will happen once the kids come along.

Crap, you beat me to it.

One whole year? That’ll learn him!

~screams internally~

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