Disheartening is the word for it.

My husband wants one so badly. He’s accustomed to smart and energetic breeds, but I’ve never owned a dog in my life. I worry that a dog like that would be a two person job and that I wouldn’t be carrying my load. Give me cats pls!

Should have said, some staff. In no way do I believe in a site-wide conspiracy to promote trolls.

I’m half convinced that Gawker staff deliberately promotes these jerks for clicks. How else to explain why an account that has existed for 2.5 hours is dead in the black and top of every post while commentors who’ve been around for years languish in the greys?

Too bad there isn’t one that matches you with dogs based on whether or not you have the skills to actually handle the breed. And that it didn’t exist before Doge became a thing and all those internet morons ran out and got Shiba Inu puppies.

After her post picked up steam on social media, however, Uber refunded the charges and promised to investigate.

But it’s so tasty when I’m high :(

As a cyclist, I’m not honestly sure if I think we even need bike lanes. As long as everyone is following the rules of the road (and I DO, bike haters, I do), do I really need extra lines on the road? The existing ones seem pretty clear to me.

the real question is, did he keep on doing it as an adult? ~shakes fist~

There’s an older gentleman in my neighborhood who does this too, drives right up one side of the lane into the oncoming traffic and it freaks people out. It’s nothing but pure contrariness, the sidewalks are in good repair. I once saw him throw an apple at a guy who stopped his car and suggested that maybe the…

the Ed Sheeran of rap

I can’t speak for what people actually *do*, but at the adult store where I work, we firmly encourage that anal beads with an actual string component be a single-use toy, and the product packaging advertises them as such.

I expected to hear more about a trial or other legal proceedings against the nanny, despite the headline. This is kind of icky.

Nope, I lose it. Loudly and often. Then I go smoke a joint and feel better for a while until the next tale of human shittiness comes along :(

holding it all in has got to be bad for us, I just know it.

currently engaged in hot debate re: niqabs and other religious coverings (big deal in Canada rn) and am feeling the same. I’m lucky to have people that I can disagree strongly with and still also be on good terms with.

They do say brevity is the soul of wit, but I thought your post touched on a lot of things I missed. I say well done :)

The only way I want to eat something called “dried meat bites” is if it’s actually beef jerky and someone is just trying to be clever.