I actually didn’t think you could return makeup. I really figured it would fall under the heading of “personal use item” like underwear, or sex toys and would therefore be unreturnable once opened. We just got our first Sephora in my city, so maybe I’ll go down and grab some knowing I can prevail upon their goodwill…

Right? White lies and keeping our opinions to ourselves sometimes are the social grease keeping us moving along and not doing anything terrible to the people around us.

I wonder if there’s a place to get a sample? This sounds fabulous, but I usually skip foundation because my skin gets so oily. I’d hate to spring for a bottle only to find out that I look perfect for an hour and then just progressively greasier as the day goes on, which is what seems to happen when I put makeup on my…

It’s a shame she felt that way. That shows she was on your mind, and who doesn’t want to know that someone’s thinking of them? :(

shit, even being Bene Gesserit isn’t always proof against rape.

Thelemite friends on Facebook were talking about this guy yesterday, but Jez has the best coverage so far. Hope he’ll return your call and tell us more.

Isn’t it weird how some people just double down when they’re wrong? Like, you caught me but watch me refuse to acknowledge I was wrong in any way shape or form la la la can’t hear you.

Me: “Ma’am, I saw you switch the stickers on the security camera”
Customer: “well, it should have been 10.99” ~pays the 25.99 like everything is normal and she didn’t just get caught trying to rip me off~

My life in retail.

My biggest question was always “How can they not notice the security cameras?”

But on a more serious note, I’m not sure. Some people just have no shame and I’m hard pressed to say whether it’s because of their parents or in spite of them.

Patient Zero will be from China, guaranteed.

And aren’t they pretty much wired to chew things as well? I grew up visiting a friend whose parents ran a horse farm, but always kept other random animals around and their pot bellied pigs were a) HUGE and b) always chewing on the fences, random trees and really anything else they could get their mouths around.

How much longer until they go full Dune and just convert us all to axoltl tanks? Fuck.

Right? If you get a deal from someone at a business, you get it from them. You can’t just stroll in whenever and expect every employee in the place to know about your arrangement.

The lying. Good gods, the lying. Not a week goes by at my job that I don’t have to deal with someone lying to me for their own gain, be it peeling the price tag off something cheap and sticking it on something expensive or trying to tell me that they should get a huge discount because they’re friends with “the boss”.…

May the graves of their maternal grandmothers be defiled by the feces of a thousand syphilitic she-camels.

May their balls drop off in the night, roll down the bed and catch fire.

Same here. I thought that “Jeb” was just a diminutive for an actual name.

So he hates organized religion, but was okay with maybe landing a Wiccan girlfriend? I mean, I know that Wiccans aren’t exactly the most organized or structured religion out there, but still.