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Please tell me he’s named after Agent Pendergast.

I read that as Steve being the kind of guy who believes that OF COURSE the man wants to have sex, so we’re just waiting for the women to decide here...

You are of course right.

I still eat it, if it’s not too much. Makes the inside of my mouth swell a bit, and feel kind of raw, but that’s really it. Honestly, the bigger problem is anything topical. I bought one of those hippy-dippy all natural bug sprays once and neglected to check the ingredients list thoroughly. Made me wish I could take

It’s that feeling of “omg, can’t believe how close I came to falling for that”. If he were just a garden variety MRA up front, you could spot it, laugh and move on. But then you run into guys like this and it gives you the same creepy feeling you get when you hear how the plane you were too late for to board crashed 3

I’m allergic to cinnamon, but it’s really, really mild. No epi pen needed.

Sir, I will have that image in my head for the rest of the day. You win.

Better forever looking 12 than forever looking mildly unhinged.

Just once, I’d like to see these people fight as hard for the rights of others to live their lives as they see fit as they do for their own. Not likely, I know.

10/10 would subscribe to this paper.

Thanks for this, could only find the censored version before

Can’t even override the wishes of dead people and use their parts if they said no while they were alive. Fucking corpses get more bodily autonomy than women do.

The Handmaid’s Tale wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual ffs.

You need new friends, dude. That shit aint helpful.

Ok, with that knee-jerk reaction out of the way, have you considered just cutting them off for a while? I’ve had friends that act like your friends do when you ask them to knock it off, and eventually my response was to stop talking to them until they understood that

I’m one of those people that buys lipstick (and other kinds of makeup) because, ooh, pretty colors and then winds up wearing none of it. I’ve never really gotten how to makeup and I mostly end up looking like a clown, or a little kid who got into mom’s cosmetic bag and so all that stuff just sits in my bathroom drawer.

He’d need a chin for that.

So what’s their proposed alternative? I suppose they think it’ll just go away as long as we don’t “encourage” it?

May the gods save me from celebrities who think that being a celebrity gives their opinions some kind of merit.

We’re not friends or anything, but I think you’re definitely one of the quality commenters of the Gawkerverse. I hope you’ll be back.