Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

Remember doing hot oil treatments on your perfectly healthy 12-year-old hair just to enjoy the pod aspect? Let’s take it back to the good old days.

So, this is the guy that we’re supposed to believe is literally drowning in offers of sex, huh?

Seems to me like there would be a certain amount of overlap between the skills I’ve developed in using my diva cup and the skills I’d need to make a diaphragm work. But hormonal bc works just fine on me, so I think I’ll stick with that.

If I clap my hands and believe really hard, can I pls be a fairy princess and have those first two dresses?

Just download all the albums online and skip the ripping process. Last bunch of music I imported from a CD sounded terrible, how old are your mom’s CDs?

I mean, I think asking people to fund your wedding is tacky under any circumstances. But this is off the charts.

$12/lb for cherries? Am I reading that right?

Chicken pox was definitely nbd, at least for me, but I’m not looking forward to the case of shingles I’m almost certain to get later on in life :/

Just the anti-vaxxers that don’t actually know what the word means.

It’s laughable because anything can be toxic. Toxicity is about dosage, not just the substance itself. In great enough quantities, water is toxic to the human body. Apple seeds contain cyanide, if you ate enough of them they would be toxic to you. So it’s not that there’s no such thing as toxins, it’s that…

Now take a deep breath.

Shit, I’m going to need some more Godwin cards. I don’t have enough for everybody.

I don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that she’s gotten accidentally knocked up again or the fact that she feels like she has to apologize for it on social media. I mean, damn, I dislike Bristol Palin for a lot of reasons, but her being pregnant and single isn’t one of them.

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