Budwiser just being the runoff water of a smelting company actually makes a lot of sense.

I think you can only pump your own boobs self-service in some states.

Perhaps she was born on February 29.

"Hey, my eyes are up here. Just kidding. Please look at my tits."

Why... Hello...

That dude is sexy as fuck.

What's going on here?

Those don't look healthy... the blotchiness of the skin and all; there's a risk of reduced blood supply, when the skin is stretched too thin, as far as I know. It's her choice, though.

I'm more distracted by the awful, shared bleach jobs of her and her boyfriend. As a platinum blonde who spends enough at Sally Beauty…

Why do women in their 40s insist on such outrageous claims about their age. I might believe she's 42 but 26?! Girl, please. Also, if I closed my eyes and dreamt up the most hideous boyfriend in my imagination I could not have come up with that nightmare.

OMG This keeps getting worse. THERE IS A PORT. A "WALNUT SHAPED" BOOB PORT

Also...just going to leave this here...

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

You know, this is exactly the kind of shit that made Dawn my least favorite of the Babysitters. Not cool at all like fashionable junk-food addict artist Claudia.

Actually, the implication goes even further, if you think about it. If you're not drinking beer for the taste, you're drinking beer to get shitfaced. Budweiser is more or less implicitly stating its product exists for people who want to get wasted and don't care what it tastes like. That is perhaps more bracing…

I saw some sparks and molten metal in the ad, I think that means Budweiser is forged brewed THE HARD WAY just like American steel and that one ring in Mordor.

Why fuss over clothing when a trash bag will cover you just fine?

I surveyed some invertebrates and it turns out earthworms HATE his position on eye makeup

Don't forget the hybrid beer douche. That's the guy who comes in stroking his carefully groomed chin pubes, looking to get blasted on some 849% ABV microbrew only six people on a commune have heard of. He gives me an incredulous eyeroll when I tell him to choose from the 145 beers I do actually carry. Sorry, buddy,…

But it's the cutest appropriation ever. Yes it is. Yes it is with it's wittle paws.

Why fuss over food that tastes delicious? Just eat gruel! It is simple and trailer park folk like yourself can afford it!