If you say so! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's also solid ammunition to throw at idiots who just assume things will never, ever change and that they can continue to do and get away with shit because they are white. Especially those who are using this hashtag as an opportunity to humblebrag and are totally missing the point.

Hey White People- please keep…

Right? I'm so used to bad news and being let down by humanity the last few days that my first thought was "Next week there will probably be a headline about that firefighter parent being a secret arsonist who started the blaze".

Had to rap myself on the snout for being so cynical. Things can just be good sometimes,…

HA, I imagined someone sidling to MacKay mid-speech and holding a dripping poutine fry up to his lips while whispering "shhhhhhh...."

That should be a thing.

That turquoise grass is so pretty.

Oh man, these gifs are so perfect.

But then of course I'm not a highly trained police officer...

This kind of fits with the article because the puppy is all white-muzzled. Maybe he's like the Benjamin Button of puppies.

Is she in the Philippines...?

Yet they understand Twitter (and instagram) enough to troll those social media sites for female cops posting "flirty selfies". Apparently that is deserving of harsh scrutiny and discipline from the NYPD. Because off-duty women who are wearing lipstick or dresses and looking too sexy is high priority or something.

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You could try these steps:

1)Become a police officer
2)Continue to be disgusted by racism and refuse to engage in it
3)Use your position as a non-racist cop to set an example while actively helping communities

Just a suggestion.

Whenever people encounter a baby boy named Jackson they should ask the parents "Oh, as in Samuel L?"

It will drive the tea party crowd crazy.

I love that site. Really interesting to go back 100 years and see which girl names used to be popular boy names and vice versa.

Somewhere out there, Bill Buckner is clicking "like" on this video so hard.

If the congestion gets intolerable, try masturbating. Seriously. For a long time I thought I was imagining that orgasms cleared my sinuses but apparently there are some science-y reasons for why it works!

Anyway, as someone who also cannot take decongestants most of the time, I recommend rubbing one out before bedtime…

Anyone else remember the early 90s version of "You Suck" by Consolidated & The Yeastie Girlz?? Geez, haven't thought about that song in like 20 years. Wonder what happened to that scandalous cassette tape I left in my locker. Probably confiscated and burned by an adult.

I imagine this "You Suck" is a little raunchier…

Do you also wonder about the father?

Seriously, let's all take a moment to appreciate the kid who is thankful for sharks. Why is he thankful for sharks? Because he likes 'em, that's why.

To marathon.