He’s wearing a Shelby Cobra shirt, he’s not afraid of a BMW.

Awesome. True story - a friend of mine was driving home, along a stretch of road that is:
-Speed limit 25
-HEAVILY used by pedestrians and cyclists
-Equally heavily patrolled by humorless traffic officers.
Said friend was being tailgated while doing 25. Friend waits until just before that alley where a cop is often…

Oklahoma City’s C&C typically has a patrol car or two hanging out near the main entrance. The vast majority of participants had always played by the rules, but morons will be morons. A couple years ago we were treated to the sounds of high RPM burnout coming from the road as a car left and two seconds later we heard a…

Agreed. Last year I bought a used truck with 100,000 miles on it.

How is two new drive units in 100k considered holding up well? That’s like saying “My two year old (insert any brand car here) has held up well, other than needing two new motors in 100k miles”

I guess you could say the crowd WAS ON AUTOPILOT
HURHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUR

I would suggest the following to everyone in the neighborhood: Look at the big white trailer like a Tesla would and you won’t see it anymore... Problem solved

I think this is the first time that Tesla in anyway has made a comment about reviewers and 3rd parties not using the feature correctly. I guess the buzz from reviewers playing chess are no longer helping with sales.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

A lot of people who wanted new cars have already bought one. The market is becoming over-saturated. Post recessions booms don’t last forever.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Yes. And the driver and autopilot and autobraking watched it and did nothing.

Hyping up a company to shareholders, paying yourself a lot and selling your other company to it, only to have the house of cards come crashing down could be considered very evil.

fascinated by the venn diagram plotting those who can afford a 75-100k car, pokemon go players, people who publish incriminating evidence of themselves.

And nobody was surprised.

a human could easily drive 74 in a 65. Guess Autopilot sucks (surprise). Funny that these are the excuses they resort to. Almost as bad as selling a beta product, calling it Autopilot, and acting surprised when people think it works like an autopilot.

This was bad planning. A good idea would be to sell it to some sucker at least three states away. You know, like Tavarish did...

Maybe that’s where all this confusion came from.

Any half decent manager would know he/she was being lied to. It’s not like they padded their sales a bit, they fabricated the longest month over month increases of any automaker in the US.

Do you mean the readers or the Jalopnik writers? If you take a look at how much Jalopnik has covered Tesla over the past year or so and actually read some of those articles, it’s pretty clear that Jalopnik writers have a massive, throbbing boner for Tesla.