Poor Tesla Motors. Welcome to selling product in the real world. No matter what the user was actually doing with it, it just broke spontaneously of its own accord when being used correctly. Sometimes it breaks while properly stored away too.

Once again, Jalopnik, like all of Gawker’s sites, flips between the “we’re a blog!/we’re real journalists!” crap. Pick one. Commenting on automotive personalities is pretty much all Jalopnik does. Since when do you need to be able to “back it up?”

If Trump wins, I’m blaming this on Bernie supporters. It’s bad enough he’s losing because all he ever did was promise golden eggs to everyone, but that he’s continuing to cause a drift with democratic support is fucked up (pretty sure he would want all those Clinton voters later if he were ahead in the polls).
Unless…

There are two things about Sanders’ rhetoric lately that are really frustrating me and both center around the fact that he has openly talked about not being a Democrat and only running as a Democrat because it allows him to reach a broader base than running as an independent:

The really pathetic part of this whole thing is Sanders (and his supporters) railing against Clinton for taking soft money, when he’s doing the essentially the same thing by only using the Democratic party when it’s most beneficial to him as a politician. He could afford to run independently for Senator from Vermont,…

I was wondering when the progressive Tea Party would show up. This may be the nascent stages, where they begin organizing primary challenges to politicians who are viewed as insufficiently progressive. We’ll get our own Sharon Angle, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdocks up there and fuck up winnable seats in Congress.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I can’t help but notice the ones getting painted as Corrupt Establishment Cartoon Villains all seem to be women. Lange, Wasserman-Schultz, Boxer, and, yes, Hillary. Am I saying lets canonize all these women for sainthood? No - but I will say those names come up over and over again as evidence of evil corruption in a…

ding ding ding!

Yesterday was the primary in my home state (KY! Yeehaw!) and I have a lot of friends from college who are die-hard Bernie supporters, including many who also post very anti-Hillary rhetoric and have pledged to vote third-party or write-in if she gets the nom, and can’t be convinced that that is very stupid. Facebook…

This. I have unfollowed and unfriended more Bernie zealots than Trump supporters at this point. I voted Bernie and have been chewed out by his supporters for being a Hillary shill this entire time. The fact that I could ever criticize Bernie is sacrilegious. I have experienced the Bernie Bro, first hand and many…

I have been reluctant to blame Sanders as his supporters get more and more batshit in the face of inevitable loss. No more. The statement he put out on this is pure bullshit. You supporters got VIOLENT — they threw chairs, they issued death threats, they acted like spoiled Trump-supporting creeps, and the statement…

I’m acquantainces with a die-hard Bernie supporter and am friends with him on Facebook. He was recently quoted in a Huffington Post article because he has a Facebook group trying to encourage people to march on the Dem convention to probably this exact end.

Does Ethan think that if Sanders becomes President that people will cease to think a grown man that still lives with his Mom will no longer be considered a loser?

Me, either. wink wink, you know, places where brown and black people live. He’s disgusting.

The only difference between Sanders and Trump supporters is that Trump supporters tend to have jobs.

I like how Ethan is simultaneously giving his whole life to the campaign and just playing a character. Serious commitment to the bit, Ethan.

"Our campaign has held giant rallies all across this country, including in high-crime areas"

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.