gnomeking--disqus
GnomeKing
gnomeking--disqus

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

I've travelled the world to discover ingredients for our granola bars. Ingredients like…chocolate! Almonds! Honey! S'mores! Peanut Butter! Oatmeal! And Raisins!

I've travelled the world to discover ingredients for our granola bars. Ingredients like…chocolate! Almonds! Honey! S'mores! Peanut Butter! Oatmeal! And Raisins!

Everyone keeps talking about Tom throwing Jamm into the pool as the best moment but you're wrong. It was Aziz's PERFECT face as he ate Caesar salad off the councilman's fork.

Everyone keeps talking about Tom throwing Jamm into the pool as the best moment but you're wrong. It was Aziz's PERFECT face as he ate Caesar salad off the councilman's fork.

3rd grade. A little gem called Flipper (1994) introduced me to to a girl three years older than I named Jessica Alba.

3rd grade. A little gem called Flipper (1994) introduced me to to a girl three years older than I named Jessica Alba.

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Well, that makes it a supposedly fun thing they'll never do again.

Well, that makes it a supposedly fun thing they'll never do again.

This is the book's 3rd or 4th appearance over three seasons.

This is the book's 3rd or 4th appearance over three seasons.

Yeah, I actually thought the space joint was funny.

"And why does Michael Jackson keep grabbing his crotch! Oh, and the rappers and their crotches?!?! What's happening to America?" -HGL

Club sauce.

Finally! It finally makes sense to beat [to] a dead horse.

You might be confusing Chris Farley and George R.R. Martin.

I'm sure the officer was thrilled
to tell his buddies about slamming this guy for a DUI.