ME TOO!!! Keep going down in flames and being all flustered please.

What an odd and tellingly specific hill to choose to die upon!

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

It gives me comfort knowing that, eventually, we all will.

I frequent a celebrity gossip site, with a giant feminist bent, and even the comments there are nasty.

It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

In case I wasn’t being clear, it’s confusing for white women.

Seriously, the Clinton camp was just waiting to be able to make that ad— and Pence hand-delivered it to them! Well played.

What I also think is annoying about this whole “career politician BAD!” movement that has people not caring that Trump has no political experience whatsoever (‘He’s an outsider, we need someone like that!’) is: in what field is NOT having any experience an positive trait that will help rather than hinder you? Would…

I know makeup because I love it. So I don’t have to squint to detect a full, complete face of makeup.

I mean, if you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, she’s sure as shit wearing makeup. But more importantly, if celebrities insist that they’re not wearing makeup when they almost certainly are, it creates an impossible beauty standard whereby average women are expected to look flawless without any sort of corrective aid.…

loooooooooool

People are applying human ideas of cultural gender identity to fictional animals... not going to end well, they started out wrong.

Grow. The fuck. Up.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

That neanderthal hairline. His appearance screams “not-too-bright.” And that is the exact opposite of smizing.

No, let’s talk about it. He makes my lady bits wither and dry up. Simultaneously, I also want to shit and vomit looking at him.

Eric Trump is somehow the most punchable face out of his entire family. The guy just oozes the persona of someone who goes to bars to sexually harass women and is proud of it.