Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

As of 8:09 am, there are two Nice Price votes.

His tombstone better say “Installation is the same as disassembly in reverse.” 

The Patron Saint of Shadetree Mechanics.

I’m a sucker for shitty fly-by-night leagues*, so I plan to enjoy both seasons of the AAF. But those officials’ unis are eight kinds of fucked up.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Let's Remember Some Guys: The League

Not sure of the “look” you’re going for, but I got my “Easter” preppy on at Wal-Mart of all places. They had some pretty rad shorts and polos on the cheap.

SUUUUUUUUUB

So when you register a car as a classic in Texas (25+ years) you can also use vintage plates from the year your car was made. So I did a thing, then added a couple more things, and now I’m almost as 80s correct as a European GT car can be. Except mine runs (at the moment).

Still working on the Transmission on the BMW 850

• If no other objects can be found, feel free to use the large clumps of fecal matter rapidly accumulating in your underwear.

I once had a cougar bite my dick but she apologized afterwards. Nevertheless, I backed slowly away.

Only 5% of buyers want wagons - kill the wagon

Newsreader: This may be dificult to watch.

“At $15,000 does this WRX-swap....”

I started screaming when I figured out the back pillar design similarity. Now this thing’s growing on me...

I dunno, the “You’re going to hell, sinner” type billboards in the deep south are pretty bad.

So, for you, I guess an Elantra and an S-Class are the same thing just because they share a similar body style, right ?