THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

A few weeks back I passed a tractor trailer in Florida that had large letters on the back saying “If I just passed you on the right you are an asshole.” It’d be cool if he passed this guy.

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

and a turn signal silencer.

Sigh. Yeah. That actually looks great. Too bad BMW doesn’t build wings.

Such a great idea ruined by this “stance” trend.

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

“Z cars are surprisingly good on dirt”

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

So nissan?

The problem is by the time you’re looking at something like an M2 you’re in Porsche Cayman/Corvette money - and wouldn’t you rather just have one of them at that point?

You know what I like about the current BMW lineup?

So the time has finally come. Reminded me of this:

So “Gran Coupe” is German for Camry. 

BMW names it’s cars by using a dartboard. 

As BMW slowly becomes the Deutschland Toyota minus the reliability.

Yet another way BMW found to be confusing.

Instructions unclear. Mine keeps coming out like this:

To any of the inevitable commenters who proclaim that they can’t even draw a straight line or a stick man or whatever, this is actually one of the easiest ways to paint something striking. I did this in a high school art class. All you have to do is take a picture, run it through a posterize filter with 3-5 layers,…