that was not enough NSFW warning.  Jesus. 

Any one who has ever seen me on here for stuff like this knows my recommendation and have probably seen pictures of this E9 (not my car). Good BMW 3.0 CS’ can be had all day in the $70k price range. You can even do a restomod like this. Now where is the guy on this site who owns that gorgeous orange one?

2016 Cayman GTS, right in the budget.

I think there’s only one solution here:

I’ll take a drab Buick over whatever the hell Acura and Lexus have been up to

the solution to keep payments down is simple...get a cheaper car.

“So what should we call this thing?”

See top photo for turn signal delete option.

Kirk’s bottoming for Jesus

“Yeah, dat dar eh ‘Game er Trones.’ It’s ah show all about how deez big ol dragon lizahds kill people and use dar fancy chairs as game pieces.”

Also, Aaron Rodgers is fucking Kirk Cousins....for some reason?

Compact cars are getting more and more attractive. Sure, it’s a concept but Audi has a habit of putting concepts onto the road as is. 

The interior is obviously appointed with the “Special Leather” from that one episode of Metalocalypse where Dethklok got into the fashion game.

I drove one locally last year that had foot-long holes in both rockers and an asking price of nearly 3k. So logically I passed on that and bought a 30 year old BMW with a quarter mil on the odometer, because I am an idiot.

“I almost died...... neato, better take a picture”

Too close, you say?

You know ordering a Black and Tan is offensive, right? Don’t do it in an Irish bar in New England if you don’t want your teeth kicked in.

I was thinking the exact opposite.

The new Ferrari isn’t a 458, it’s just a Tributo.

The 458 debuted in ‘09? God I feel old. I am my grandparents now, when a decade = “not that long ago.”