98% chance it’s a shit show.  5% chance it’s a huge success.  100% chance I’m terrible at math. 

I don’t know why I thought of this immediatly when I saw that, but still.

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

This is the correct action to take.

I’ve seen enough anime that I no longer Google search for unknown Japanese-sounding words.

But does she gasp quietly every time you step on the brake pedal?

OEM New Car Smell.

Read the rest of my comment.
I didn’t think it was a good idea.
Also it’s a bit hard to tell, but he may have mashed the throttle harder once he saw he was in the way of the biker.

I don’t think we need to worry about Vikings fans thinking too much.

we warned you, vikings fans. captain kirk always gets his stats but will find ways to fuck up and blow games

Do you have her number?  Asking for a friend.

This Vette is the equivalent of the hot girl who was the prom queen but ended up waiting tables in the local bowl-o-rama

Say what you want about Tesla, my neighbor seems to be enjoying his Model 3. I caught him out in his driveway just looking at it and it made me smile. I may not be a Tesla guy (I am not even ready to leave the carburetor behind completely), but I sure know that feeling about a car.

back handed humble brag

How the fuck is Conte still in the league? The memory of him letting Randell Cobb waltz by him for a last second TD in Week 17 of 2013 that lost the game AND the season for the Bears AND allowed the Packers to make the playoffs is still fresh in my mind...

19 hours in a tube makes a good case for supersonic flight.

Nonsense...

I read Audi was going to make Tom Brady their brand spokesman, but negotiations broke down. The issue was something about them only having four rings..    Hiyo!

Better than the Wanderer trim package, that comes later when the suspension bushes wear out