Looks neat... and would never sell. 

Rule #1: Never post a video when an article will suffice. Most people don’t have the time (or an appropriate setting) to watch a video, but all of us have 60 seconds to read a condensed list of tips.

Your Photoshop did a weird thing where it left on a bunch of extra doors. Here you go:

convertible muranos are a future classic.  saw one the other day.

I’m pretty sure that you’re the one with the macular degeneration, a common affliction of boomers. I know the symptoms, and that looks as much like a Range Rover as my ‘80s Civic looked like a Ford Taurus, a mistake my afflicted grandmother made.

What more do we want? This.

They could try cheap and sporty. Go for a cult thing. Do a mid-engine car on Mirage parts.

No indication of that from a friend at a Mitsu dealership. They’re talking new Rogue based Outlander, restyled Eclipse Cross, facelifted Mirage and a new North America CEO. They just moved their NA hq to Nashville, presumably to be closer to their Nissan partners. So maybe the fact that they didn’t specify the US…

“Even shitboxes can drive up a hill these days.”

“A rental Mirage left me stranded at the bottom of a mountain road because it couldn’t make it up the grade.”

There are several segments of the US market that I think are ripe for Mitsubishi to make a move with their current international line up.

The Mirage is a cool car. It weighs less than 2000 lb and meets US standards

There’s no way this happened. I’ve made it up the stupid insane incline leaving a friends lake house in a Honda Fit that made 100 hp when it was new 10 years ago. There’s 0% chance a mountain grade stopped any car built in the last 25 years.

Pretty impossible unless it’s broken, or user error (trying to drive up a hill in too high a gear).
Even shitboxes can drive up a hill these days.

Most hot rod owners are chrome-loving posers who baby-drive to car shows.
“This things putting out 450 hp!”
“Really, what’ll it do on the strip?”
“Oh I’d never drive it fast.”

This guy just doesn’t understand FASHION

I would remove ALL the graphics from this thing. They detract from the design and make it look like some Hot Wheels car.

They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?

The general stickers are dumb. A sticker on a glorified golf cart, basically making fun of those very stickers, is harmless.

You’re not wrong, but this has transcended the original source material and become a strange sort of folk art. It’s so far beyond recovery, at some point you have to realize it’s something new. Besides, I think Mr.Watterson is doing just fine. I hope so, at least.