Good. The only way this could be better is if they removed any profits the cheaters made through Twitch during the last month.

The egg hatching in the game would be so much more enjoyable if it said “Hey Dicknuts, your shit is hatching”

This’ll work for about 2 weeks before Niantic changes access to the API and now you’re out the money.
Pokemon Go - “Where improving the game goes hand in hand with removing fun”

You know what will shut absolutely everyone up about how slighted they felt at the season ender? If the Season 7's debut episode is either the most viewed episode of TWD or if it breaks some sort of first episode record. Ultimately the viewer count will dictate how this is remembered.

Hey at least we’ll get to watch it as it flies across the sky. Right? that’s how light-years distance laser beams work right? RIGHT?

and I want to see it go into its next chapter”

What a bunch of fucking whiny bullshit babies the internet is full of

Also known as “Lemon Party Lava”

Reminder: It’s pronounced Bizon in that area. Not Bison. It’s a weird dialect localized to pretty much the Fargo/Moorhead area and as someone who grew up in that area, I didn’t know that Bizon was mispronounced until I moved away.

Yo Eve, I’m really happy you belive that and Imma let you finish but Trump is the second best bullshitter on the planet next to Kanye “Should be a major figure in the Bible” West.

Wish I could start this more than once.

This confirms the prophecy that was foretold right now by me

Not sure why this popped into my head when I read this...

He looks like an older Drew Magary. Drew for President?

a compact white dwarf the size of the Earth but 200,000 times more massive,

A train robber?

What I think is horrifying is if you read the article text on the 7up ad, it advises mixing equal part 7up with milk for a young baby. Nothing says setting up a child for success as a 50/50 mix of Mother’s breastmilk and 7up for breakfast!

Oh god - this game already lags when scrolling down to the transfer button, injecting an ad would be far worse.
It would effectively be like non-ad blocked Gizmodo which is a blight unto humanity.

I know nothing about financial markets but this statement:

Nope, according to EVERYONE commenting we are doing it completely wrong.