But I think he needs all the help he can get considering his dick is marshmellow soft.

“a turning radius somewhere between a container ship and a mid-century ranch house”

I bought a Switch and Animal Crossing as things went to hell earlier in the year and it went a long way to providing stress relief and keeping me sane, aside from Tom Nook's familiar predatory tactics.

Oh, I adore GamePass; I own both an Xbox One and a PS4, but GamePass is definitely the reason my division of usage is probably 80% Xbox to 20% Playstation. And again, I think that’s why they’d rather do incremental improvements, rather than introduce a new generation every half-decade or so: they’re hoping, at some…

Mazda Miata has entered the chat

Man, I know it. My buddy Paul was driving an M-Roadster with a bunch of Dinan parts, and he ended up trading it for an E46 M3 with the SMG.

Apparently Torch moved to Oregon and already sampled the local shroom inventory.

Those harmful chemicals from the Changli are starting to take their toll

I can attest to how rare the Passat W8 is in the real world. When I was 16 years old, I was riding my bike, and a Volkswagen Passat W8 made a right turn on red — when I had the right of way. I hit the hood, the roof, and then the pavement.

Smoke a cig or pop some diazepam

In the next Doom, you have to fight to take your atorvastatin or Doomguy gets high blood pressure. The tension ratchets up in more ways than one, when the VA denies his prescription coverage for not being related to a service injury. Thrills and chills abound as you must wade through five levels of escalation with…

Would have been more awesomer if it was a Pontiac.

Someone’s jealous...

It turns out that the primary reason Russians airbrush their cars is for theft-prevention.

Donk Culture:

thats a call to child services if i ever saw one. Id be terrified to walk into their house

My favourite review of this game so far is from the Metro: