TLDR: Read the fucking room, assholes

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle novel...

It’s official. I now have no reason to visit this site. It’s been a good run. These last few have been rough, but I always had your stuff to look forward to. Do us a favor and please steal Mercedes off to where ever it is you’re landing.

Fortunately, he’s ineligible.

Had an 80's Escort growing up featuring both the shift light AND automatic seatbelts...oh what a car.

While 99.9% of their nonsense is exactly that...”“am I being detained?” and once you receive the affirmative “I would like to speak with my lawyer” with no affirmative you just say “am I free to leave” are indeed all you should be saying during a traffic stop. Keep your mouth shut.

After selling my highly modified 2013 MX-5 to them two months ago and seeing the process...I wouldn’t advise anyone to purchase a car from them. The selling experience was fantastic though - got just 6K shy from what I purchased the car for in 2014 and it was easy peasy.

This was the same era that produced ads that touted the heath benefits of smoking cigarettes...

But now the suspects can be charged with capital murder since someone died during the commission of their felony crime.

Buddy, I’m living in it and let me tell ya, it doesn’t seem insane it is. I blame it on the systematic dismantling of education...

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And be sure to file suit in the eastern district of Texas for maximum ROI

It’s reflective of the greater infrastructure in the good ole US of A.

Ha, small world. I used to work at Revolution in Georgetown back in the day and got my Gunnar Sport from them on employee discount :)

He wants to play football...

Same. Does this mean I should add it to my resume?

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Iranians would bristle at your including them in the “Arab world” they’re Persian, most definitively Persian.

#3 was a big lesson learned this past year. My cycling have vastly improved since I started a barbell program last year.