Imagine blowing billions of dollars chasing the next big technological revolution all because some idolized attention seeking narcissist was willing to promise the world it would be here “next year” over and over and over again. When in reality he was offering essentially the same fucking driver assistance as other…

The government doesn’t exist nor function to protect people from themselves.

Spot on. You’re completely right.

Let’s be honest, Pay to Win is just a mirror on reality, saying the quiet part out loud.

Person A spends 3 cars worth on a video game.
Person B says Person A can fuck themself.
Person C says Person B is the real problem.
Person D says Person B is in fact correct and Person A can fuck themselves.

My spirit has very limited empathy for asshole millionaires. 

Theres growing income inequality all over the world. Basic ass food items like fresh produce and frigging spam are soaring in price. Loan repayments and rents are getting further out of reach for many people.

I’ll take “go fuck yourself” any day of the week over “I’m rich but bored”.

Blizzard will probably mention this guy in their next earnings report.

I’m assuming there is some degree of fraud that goes into leading players into believing that microtransactions will benefit them and their gameplay experience, only to exclude players from the content that the transactions were supposed to make better.

Personally, if there’s any regulation in gaming, it should be…

I think that particular problem belongs in the category “Don’t care. Go fuck yourself. Gotta get back to work.”

Congratulations Blizzard. You managed to make a pay to lose game.

TRADING IN THE SUBIE FOR A MAZDA-DA-DA-DA

Billy Joel wants to know if this is all you get for your money.

That commercial was way more exciting than the game.

Sorry, I read Crossfire and all I can think of is this:

“I’m lost. We keep going around in circles!”

Well, I-495 is kind of a circle around DC.

“They’re not sending their best”

Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels.