I tried to make Trump’s statement more generic, but his words are scraping up against a template as it is:

Missed opportunity to winningly call their building “RUMP PLATE” or “MR CUT APPLE” even “RECTAL PUMP” ... maybe “CARPET LUMP”? No reason to waste all that brass! Just imagine the way better signage if every building bearing his name just anagramed a placeholder until a proper name was chosen. And hell, I’d rather take…

That’s not a daily special, it’s a permanent menu item.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Unofrtunately there’s been lots of talk that’s he’s not too great a person in real life...

His approach is basically to say, “hey look, I haven’t done anything racist in a long time.” And he doesn’t realize that people aren’t buying it because we know he hasn’t changed how he thinks. He believes it doesn’t matter what’s in his head and heart. It only matters what he does. That’s the equivalent of putting…

I gave up halfway through the first sentence. I’ll assume I didn’t miss anything.

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

Ah yes, the old “I’m going to talk about sex like it’s so violent that I will murder/main you horribly” routine.

Ok, so this rally today was at the Portsmouth Toyota dealership—a dealership I had until yesterday relied on for services. Not anymore. I wrote them a scathing email and canceled my latest appointment. What’s funny is that Seacoast NH is mostly liberal, so they will definitely take a hit in local business for this.

Shut up you big ass Canadian

Although I’d respect her far more if she cast a vote for Hills, I’ll take 2 principled Navarros over 1 unprincipled and immature Stein voter any day of the week.

i grew up in that town, and promptly left.

The Economist’s new cover:

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

Don-descending?

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

WILL THEY?!?!?!
(...probably)