The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

They need those guns to fight off the federal government’s homosexual Muslim agenda. *eyeroll*

I Googled it so you don’t have to. It’s a live webcam service. I’m still dyin’ to know about the diapers...is that becoming a thing, or is it still a fringey fetish? Is diapering The Next Big Thing or is she just taking whatever she can get?

Yeah, this really rubbed me the wrong way. Singing about drugs does not mean one is actively on drugs. Besides, she knew who he was when she chose this man to be her child’s father.

Whenever I have a UTI, which is unfortunately often, I think to myself, “I’d rather have a yeast infection for the rest of my life than endure this UTI for one more day”.

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

Better still, use family connections to get cushy “consulting” and “speaking” gigs from big banks, and set up a family LLC with a creative 401k strategy to shield your wealth from Uncle Sam. Beats actual hard work any day! #everyman #mustbenice

Pretty Jrunk

Relationships is by far my favourite sub, perhaps surpassed only by the twin amusements of SRS and TumblrInAction, which if you read both put you in a kind of centrist trance of sorts.

I thought of Mila Kunis, but she's married or something and not 26. And not a singer.