This is amazing. Every bit of it.

BMW: “Fuck, what are we going to name our new model now?”

“look at that image up there; they’re using a window-washer style external elevator system to take them the 50 feet or so to the ground. That introduces a lot of potential for accidents and makes going in and out of the lander much more time-consuming.”

That is the most lukewarm take in history.

Exactly why I jumped ship from owning PS1-3s to an XB OneX two years back.

Right before lockdown, I bought the all digital version of the Xbox One for $130 on amazon. They had a sale for gamepass ultimate that got you 6 months for $45, and I bought a cheap set of headphones to not bother the girlfriend. Under $200 and I’ve got a great way to spend the days. I hadn’t had a system in almost 10…

Forza Horizon 4 convinced me to buy an Xbone. They’re pretty cheap at this point, I got the console with a controller and that game for under $200 on eBay.

Established name for safety, better price, much better interior without all the obnoxious pretentiousness that is usually associated with being a Tesla owner.

What I hate about new car styling is: Fat A-pillars that I can’t see around (believe me, I understand the need and the benefit - but I hate the looks), and those stupid exposed roof seams. At some point we just started accepting these on cars at every price point and I can’t get my head around it. Even halo cars that…

I agree. I tied to follow this protocol the other day and it gets maddening how quickly you realize “oops touched the bowl with the same hand that touched the box, wipe it off”. “Oops set the box on the counter, wipe the counter”. And on and on. Which I understand is extremely anal but cross contamination is hard to…

Oh right... BMWs used to be attractive.

The last time they went 6-> 8-Series they introduced a new platform with a V12 which replaced a dated 15 year old platform. This was back in 1990, btw.

Now that my contract is finally cancelled, I can finally talk about it: Until Monday, I was doing machine learning for an ad agency that Ford contracted back in 2018. Ford still has the contract, but the agency (I’m not naming them because they may want to re-hire me once this all turns around) is shedding a lot of…

I think the Ranger is a great suggestion. The Macan is a little odd, but Tom makes a solid argument for it. The other two are the obligatory jokes.

I’m going with a boring answer- Honda Ridgeline.

Hmm, I would assume the bread would be inserted on the sides.

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

Or are they devoted because there has been nothing to compete with the Wrangler? I think a lot of people will want something to differentiate themselves from all the billions of wranglers floating around these days.

I really think Chevy’s designers want to actively discourage its truck & suv sales sometimes.

It’s gray.