Is Trader Jose a good replacement for Corona? Cause seriously I'm not getting a six pack of Corona when I can get a single Trader Jose.

I'm an Eagles fan, and I fucking hate my team. But of course I hate all other teams more.

Cause footbaw is the most important goddamned thing in this fucking country. Who gives a rat's ass about actual education or preventing a child molester from having access to children.

Sadly you're exactly right.

Yea, seriously. "Hey I have brand new evidence suggesting something that i'm going to describe in a book I'm writing!"

Could possibly be a wildlife refuge?

Seriously, that's your argument? "Redskins isn't bad cause people approved of the name." I'm sure for the first 30 years of your argument, the Washington "N-Words" would be perfectly acceptable, and probably for the next 30 years in certain areas (say... the Jackson or Mobile "N-Words".

He was negging her.

Aww. That's a sweet tuxie.

Re: The 1st Story

My second kitty was four when I adopted him. He's the sweetest kitty ever, but he doesn't like being handled. I have learned I have to let him come to me.

Kittens are cute, but don't forget the older cats that people tend to not want to adopt out of shelters and such. An older cat can be just as sweet and lovable as a kitten, and unlike a kitten you will know beforehand whether they'll turn out to be little terrors.

The only thing scallops need is a little bit of butter and some heat, and they're perfect.

I normally would agree with your ranking of honeydew in the lower spots, but that's because they're so rarely good. However, I recently had a honeydew that was simply amazing. It might just have been the perfect ripeness. It was sweet, but not super-sweet, just the right amount of crispness and juiciness. It was…

Problem I have is every Tootsie Roll Pop I eat has one of those air pockets in the middle and the edge gets all sharp and stuff so I bite because I don't want to slice my tongue up.

I would disagree with your post for one specific reason:

"'Inspired by a true story' means the story isn't real, it's just inspired. 'Hey, remember that story about the lady who backed her car into a pond? That inspired me to write a movie about a gorilla!'" - Mitch Hedberg

Maybe he should suffer the penalty for second degree assault - actual punishment. You know? Criminal charges.

I haven't tried it myself, TBH, but for the same cost, they sell a little more. Trader Joes tends to be as good or sometimes better than the competition. They sell the same stuff, but they just relabel it.

If you have Trader Joe's nearby, they have saffron for exceedingly cheap.