Two things: Sriracha is made of pepper paste and vinegar. Frank's is peppery-flavored vinegar.

BGR, Five Guys

McDonald's, of those specific chains, is the closest. However, BGR (http://www.bgrtheburgerjoint.com/) is the closest burger joint to where I live, and it far exceeds McDonald's.

I got to the sewer level of Battletoads.

Bold Rock - a Virginia-based cidery - makes some incredible ciders.

Bananas are delicious!

How am I a douche?

I have never been more glad to be a vegetarian. Someone says "Hey Huo! We're going to Guy's!" I'll be like "Sorry man, nothing there for me, but you enjoy." and laugh as they go to the douchebag-aurant and I go get a decent meal.

Excellent. Will look forward to it with anticipation (your scrambled eggs Foodspin certainly helped.)

How does one, then, soft-boil an egg? (I failed most of the time I tried, instead of a lovely goopy yolk in a hard white, it was goopy throughout...)

I went to the same college as Kuhn, during his last year. He was like a tank - huge dude, excellent football player. Unfortunately when he and basically the entire offensive line graduated, Ship's football team tanked...

There's also no gearshift.

I'm well aware.

Electric car (battery gauge above the steering wheel)

If you ignore M:OM.

The center of mass is in the center of the cable, there's basically no tension.

Most of the problem with the Maginot Line was that it was old, and never able to be rebuilt and refit for more modern weaponry. Also an entire generation of young men was simply wiped out in World War I.

That's why I said it could be "argued."

Female privilege might exist in a situation where women are, by default, advantaged over men. Child custody (although men who fight for child custody usually get it) is about the only thing I can think of which could be argued as female privilege.

It's a custard pie.