I hear it has an impressive back door

in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Plus you want your hands to stay clean for eating your nachos.

The lesson is: much less liability in juicing...

Luckily, Dale Scott passed the NFL concussion protocol and was back for the 9th inning.

The most surprising thing about this list is that six of them were good picks. I would never have guessed the number was that high.

I Doughty saw that coming....

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

If only he had looked at like , half his rules, then maybe his team wouldn’t have taken Jamarcus fucking Russell

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

Not as pissed as Bernie Kosar is.

O’Reilly was the name of the sheep?

#CUMONFEELTHEMOYES

I’ve already apologized to the girl. The fact that Moyes does not seem to realize that Sparks has a name and is an adult women might tell you what the real problem is. 

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Right? You can only eat a horse once, but unlimited sushi is ... unlimited.

This is a much better perk than unlimited sushi.