Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

A phallic victory, if ever one existed.

If this is a consular ship, WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR?

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

It takes a special kind of asshole to make Goodell look like the good guy in comparison...

Will the cycle of police violence never end?

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

From: Robert

From: shawley142

Wow, you know you’ve got problems when you’ve ceded the moral high ground to university president (!) Jim Tressel.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Little consolation given I would not even know the show exists if not for Deadspin.

Until I read this comment I assumed it was called “All Takes Matter”.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.