“Are the Jets aware...”
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he can’t read yet
Pretty sure furiously is the only way Greg Schiano knows how to masturbate.
As a City fan, would you say this is the most excited you’ve been since you were a United fan?
This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.
“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”
“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”
....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
They get reimbursed through the valuable educators that a good football team brings to the...hahaha oh god sorry I can’t finish that bullshit line!
perhaps it was a bad stroke of luck
sad that he has another stent on the bench
“To Fred Smoot: The greatest two way player in the league”
"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.
While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?
As someone who watches like an hour of the Tour de France every year, total, I didn’t notice any difference. Either way, it’s just watching various camera angles of dudes pedaling hard on bikes through the French countryside with the occasional bozo fan running alongside them. I’ve never once thought about where the…
To be Peak Canadian, it would be “Returning curling rocks you stole.”
It’s poor life choices and not pulling oneself up by the bootstraps, I’m sure. Maybe if they paid taxes and had skin in the game.
An American wondering why the little people can’t have nice things is a little too on-the-nose even for kinja, don’t you think?