? The hair of yourself? ;-)

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

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Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

“We were in deep, man,” says Blaine Boyer without the slightest touch of irony.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Who Gat

Raising children is inexplicitly hard. Imagine how hard it must be to have all these burdens AND have your children live with you full-time as a single parent. I’d love to read an article by your ex to hear about her trials as a single mother raising 3 children on one income, how she manages childcare issues, making…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.

We all thought it. It had to bee done.

The problem with farting on the move is it follows you, and anyone you walk by is going to know it was you. In an elevator, everyone exists in a state of mutually assured destruction through uncertainty. Nobody knows for sure who did it and nobody is willing to finger anyone else for fear of being wrong and having the…

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

1. In the World Cup teams have one star per World Cup trophy on their jerseys (England, France, Spain have one star, Argentina, Uruguay, Italy and Germany have a couple, Brazil have about 36). It’s cool.

I’ll admit I am shocked that she got tripped up by the tennis PED police (who are generally useless) over an issue like this.

The NFL has fined Williams 50K for using pink looking emoji’s outside of the month of October.