But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

I would actually love this.

“I see you’re trying to advance in the playoffs, but you’ve left DeAndre Jordan in the game. Would you like me to fix that for you?”

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

Despicable. The only thing that should have been laid out flat on its side was the phone they used to film the workout.

Aaron Rodgers hopes the NFL continues to allow beards.

They are incredibly mediocre and far from fantastic.

It is great FOR A FUCKING CASUAL FUCKING RUNNER.

That's weird...I thought Adam Johnson was the biggest R. Kelly fan in the EPL.

The Bong and Winding Road

I don’t agree about Deadspin having a disdain for running. Currently on the Fittish front page there are links to 6 (!!) stories about the trials, including this one. I’ve read more coverage of the trials here than anywhere else. At the risk of sounding like a fanboy, I’ve really appreciated Sarah Barker’s coverage of…

Not only were the trials on Saturday, there were actually 169 men racing on that day:

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

The Stonyness of the Long Distance Runner